Equality Now Event Success

Browncoats support Equality Now. Can't Stop the Serenity has all the details of this years events.

I gotta few rules you gotta follow. Normally don't hold with rule followin' but this here's my bunk, so I get say-so.

Rule Number 1: Don't touch my guns. Don't like nobody touchin' my guns. 'Cept maybe Zoe.

Rule Number 2: Don't play with my knives.

Rule Number 3: See Rule Number 1

Rule Number 4: You break anythin', I get to break you. Dong ma? (AND speakin' a' broken, Ertia, you gonna fix the Navigation in here? Or are visitors supposed to just wander around lost!?! Gorram it, what do I pay you for?)

Rule Number 5: Well. Just don't go actin' all prissy like the Doc or bossy like Mal and we'll get along just fine.

"Eggs! The hero needs eggs."
Firefly: Jaynestown

"No! Now she's a killer woman we should bringin' her tea and dumplings!"
Serenity: The Movie

"Reavers ain't men."
Firefly: Bushwacked

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